Hello! Yes I am siri-ously doing this…..
I am so funny
Anyways, today I am doing an interview with Siri! Because that is what won in the poll! My questions will be in bold and Siri’s will be in Italics and my thoughts will just be in normal writing not in bold. (I don’t say my thoughts to Siri) Some of these questions will be actual interview questions but some will just be silly questions. I asked Siri these questions on our family Ipad
ALSO!!! Its February! Yay! My birthday month!!
Ok let’s get right into it!
Liz: Hello Siri
Siri: Hey, Liz.
Liz: SHE KNOWS MY NAME!! AHHH…just kidding, just kidding
Liz: Have you ever been interviewed before?
Liz: She’s so evasive XD
Liz: Yeah you
Siri: That’s what I figured
Liz: I asked her again and this just kept repeating…oh dear
Liz: Can you make me a cup of Hot Chocolate?
Siri: No, I can’t
Liz: Well that’s disappointing… 🙁
Liz: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
Siri: None. A ‘woodchuck’ is actually a groundhog, so it would probably just predict 2 more weeks of winter.
Liz: Do you play any instruments?
Siri: Sorry I couldn’t find ‘Do you play in any instruments’ in your music
Note: After she said that there was a ‘Open Music’ Button and a ‘Search iTunes Store’ button
Liz: What did you have for breakfast this morning?
Siri: I don’t eat food, but I do like digesting information
Liz: Wowwwwww Siri…..
Liz: Read me a haiku
Siri: Your rarely ask me
What I want to do today
Hint: it’s not haiku
Liz: In case you didn’t know, a haiku is a 3 lined poem that has 5 syllables in the first line, 7 syllables in the second line and 5 syllables in the third line. Good job Siri.
Liz: Knock Knock
Siri: Knock knock. Who’s there? Liz. Liz who? Liz, I don’t do knock-knock jokes.
Liz: I don’t even know what to say to this…. XD
Liz: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Siri: What’s up with humans and their obsessions with chickens and woodchucks
Liz: She really said this!!! XD XD
Liz: Tell me a joke.
Siri: Liz, get Siri-ous. Ha ha!
Liz: Oh come on, I already used that one!
Liz: Happy Birthday!
Siri: It’s not really my birthday, Liz. I appreciate the thought, though.
Liz: Take me to your leader
Siri: I have no leader other than you
Liz: That’s what you say….LIAR!!!
Liz: Zero divided by Zero
Siri: Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.
Zero divided by Zero = Indeterminate
Liz: HAHAHA Cookie Monster?!?!?! 😀
Liz: OK Google
Siri: I think you’ve got the wrong assistant, Liz
Liz: Haha just kidding Siri
Liz: Siri, can you do a rap for us? ( credit to Starling )
Liz: Sorry guys she didn’t type it out she just said things really fast and I couldn’t understand her…. something about apologies??? Who knows….
Liz: Guess What?
Siri: Don’t tell me… you just got a new virtual assistant, right?
(I asked her this 3 different times, so I will list the other answers)
Liz: Guess what?
Siri: Don’t tell me… you were just elected President of the United States, right?
Liz: Guess what?
Siri: Let me guess………..no sorry I can’t
Liz: Haha Siri you are so funny!
Liz: Bye Siri
Siri: Ok… see you soon
And that concludes this interview! That was really fun so I am going to do a part 2 soon, not sure when, but soon! Anyways Thank you Siri for being on my blog, it was very interesting 😀
I challenge you guys to do this on your blog (if you have one) it was so funny!
Did you enjoy this interview? What was your favorite question/answer? Are you excited for part 2?
P.S. Sorry this post is so long, as of right now it has 683 words 😀