Hello! Yes I am siri-ously doing this….. I am so funny

Anyways, today I am doing an interview with Siri! Because that is what won in the poll! My questions will be in bold and Siri’s will be in Italics and my thoughts will just be in normal writing not in bold. (I don’t say my thoughts to Siri) Some of these questions will be actual interview questions but some will just be silly questions. I asked Siri these questions on our family Ipad

ALSO!!! Its February! Yay! My birthday month!!

Ok let’s get right into it!

 

Liz: Hello Siri

Siri: Hey, Liz. 

Liz: SHE KNOWS MY NAME!! AHHH…just kidding, just kidding

Liz: Have you ever been interviewed before?

Siri:Who me?

Liz: She’s so evasive XD

Liz: Yeah you

Siri: That’s what I figured

Liz: I asked her again and this just kept repeating…oh dear

Liz: Can you make me a cup of Hot Chocolate?

Siri: No, I can’t

Liz: Well that’s disappointing… 🙁

Liz: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

Siri: None.  A ‘woodchuck’ is actually a groundhog, so it would probably just predict 2 more weeks of winter.

Liz: Do you play any instruments?

Siri: Sorry I couldn’t find ‘Do you play in any instruments’ in your music                                                     

Note: After she said that there was a ‘Open Music’ Button and a ‘Search iTunes Store’ button

Liz: *facepalm*

Liz: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Siri: I don’t eat food, but I do like digesting information 

Liz: Wowwwwww Siri…..

Liz: Read me a haiku

Siri: Your rarely ask me 

What I want to do today

Hint: it’s not haiku

Liz: In case you didn’t know, a haiku is a 3 lined poem that has 5 syllables in the first line, 7 syllables in the second line and 5 syllables in the third line. Good job Siri.

Liz: Knock Knock

Siri: Knock knock. Who’s there? Liz. Liz who? Liz, I don’t do knock-knock jokes.

Liz: I don’t even know what to say to this…. XD

Liz: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Siri: What’s up with humans and their obsessions with chickens and woodchucks 

Liz: She really said this!!! XD XD

Liz: Tell me a joke.

Siri: Liz, get Siri-ous. Ha ha!

Liz: Oh come on, I already used that one!

Liz: Happy Birthday!

Siri: It’s not really my birthday, Liz. I appreciate the thought, though.

Liz: Take me to your leader

Siri: I have no leader other than you

Liz: That’s what you say….LIAR!!!

Liz: Zero divided by Zero

Siri: Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.

Zero divided by Zero = Indeterminate 

Liz: HAHAHA Cookie Monster?!?!?! 😀

Liz: OK Google

Siri: I think you’ve got the wrong assistant, Liz

Liz: Haha just kidding Siri

Liz: Siri, can you do a rap for us? ( credit to Starling )

Siri: ????

Liz: Sorry guys she didn’t type it out she just said things really fast and I couldn’t understand her…. something about apologies??? Who knows….

Liz: Guess What?

Siri: Don’t tell me… you just got a new virtual assistant, right?

(I asked her this 3 different times, so I will list the other answers)

Liz: Guess what?

Siri: Don’t tell me… you were just elected President of the United States, right?

Liz: Guess what?

Siri: Let me guess………..no sorry I can’t

Liz: Haha Siri you are so funny!

Liz: Bye Siri

Siri: Ok… see you soon

And that concludes this interview! That was really fun so I am going to do a part 2 soon, not sure when, but soon! Anyways Thank you Siri for being on my blog, it was very interesting 😀

I challenge you guys to do this on your blog (if you have one) it was so funny!

Did you enjoy this interview? What was your favorite question/answer? Are you excited for part 2?

P.S. Sorry this post is so long, as of right now it has 683 words 😀